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and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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This is art
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“there are two kinds of people”
um ya females and males right? lmao
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so for my schools Senior prank someone put gold fish in all the water bottles. I’m
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”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.” ~Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
Ask yourself… What is the difference between this bull and your dog?!
About 1450 pounds. And the fact it’s a fucking bull.
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No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
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Huh? I thought everyone did that?
I love doing this. Especially older books.you mean people don’t?
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swiggity swag who wants a shag
make out with me it’s for a science project
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Dem Mexicans
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